Thursday, March 25, 2010

Guest Blogger Sam Thilo: "A Helicopter Flies Through It"

Norman Maclean. Gus Orviston. Sir Izaak Walton. Jesus. Just some of history and literature's greatest and most recognized fishermen. Tom and Sam Thilo are not on this list. For one day, however, we got a taste of what it felt like to be the "Compleat Angler." All it took was a new hemisphere, rented equipment, borrowed flies, a helicopter, 28,000 acres of pristine private forest, a river that is only fished a half-dozen times a year, a world-class guide, fish so big you can spot them in the water from yards away, and a checkbook.

Rare is the modest fisherman without a tall tale or two. Luckily, our fishing adventure has photographic evidence to support our (apparent) skill with the dry fly. We started the day off with a car ride accompanied by our guide, Dennis Ward, to the helicopter pad about an hour or so outside of Rotorua.

En route, Dennis enlightened us with his vast knowledge of deer butchering, farming, the Canadian mental health system, and, of course, the art of fly fishing. From there, we lifted off and flew (my first helicopter ride) to a remote river that I have sworn never to name. Dennis is fortunate enough to own a sizable ranch with several kilometers of first-rate rainbow waters.


My father set the tone with a nice 5 pound rainbow to start the day, caught on a big cicada.


This would not be the only tone set that day. I was up next to play the role of fisherman and Dennis then played the role of drill instructor. "Shorten your back cast," "three feet left," "four feet to the right," and "come on, son, we're fly-fishing" were common phrases uttered by our guide (not my dad) throughout the day.

The most common phrase, often shouted, was to "wind up," indicating that it was time to move on to the next spot. This was most often spoken after my dad or I had thoroughly over-fished a hole, usually missing out on big rainbow and Dennis's praises. I have also found it can be used in everyday life. If my sister Becky spends to much time on-line, it is time for her to wind up. If my mother spends too much time worrying about something, I can now tell her to wind up. If my dad spends too much time in the bathroom, you guessed it, wind up! Now you try, "Sam, seriously, about this blog post...WIND UP!"

Let me pause and say, however, that Dennis's remarks were welcome. As I noted above, he was a heckuva guide and his persistence and instruction enabled us to fish quickly, landing the biggest fish we've ever caught. It also afforded me the chance to see a calm and collected surgeon get absolutely rattled and called off a hole, much like a pitcher being yanked out of a ballgame for a reliever. That was most enjoyable (and I have video evidence which I have also been sworn never to show, but for the right price it can be yours). I think the fish were too big for even my dad to handle.


All in all, it was a truly memorable day and I am grateful to my parents (and Dennis) for the opportunity. We saw the six mating pairs of the endangered Blue Duck, with only 2,000 left in the world. We bumped into Dennis's son who was building a cabin several kilometers up on a tributary, compound bow and chain saw in tow (perhaps to butcher a red deer?). We even got to take a peek at Dennis's ridiculously amazing "shack," a state-of-the art cabin with every amenity you can imagine but only accessible by heli. Great day and I couldn't be happier that I could share it with my dad.

3 comments:

  1. In the words of Napoleon Dynamite: "Luuuucky!"

    It looks like quite the exciting (and successful) adventure! Great pictures and nice narrative account but I would like to see that video... :)

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  2. Would this be the birthday fish? All I know is that either today or tomorrow (or maybe even yesterday), Tom's the same age as me! Have a great day.

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  3. Wow! What a great fish tail, I mean tale. I've been eagerly awaiting the photos from this father-son adventure and you didn't disappoint! Any chance your guide is hiring pilots???

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